Which Labubu are you today?

Labubu figures are popular because each one has an entire emotional state packed into it. Not a vague one. A specific one. The tearful one dressed in jewels who is absolutely holding it together but only just. The sleepy one who needs five more minutes and will continue to need five more minutes indefinitely. The golden-eyed one who has decided today is their day and is going to be insufferable about it.

Nine here. Nine different mornings. One of them is probably accurate right now, which is either comforting or unsettling depending on which one you pick.

A two-second look is enough to notice what's actually going on before the day takes over and you forget to check.