Which Cat are you today?
Cats have approximately no interest in pretending to feel something they don't. The side-eye. The thousand-yard stare. The flat-out refusal to acknowledge that anyone else exists. You look at one and think: yes. That one. That's me right now.
This board works because cats have already done the emotional labour of just being exactly what they are. You get to borrow that. Pick the one that looks most like your current situation and go from there.
The judgy one who can't believe it's only Tuesday. The cosy one who is simply not available. The wide-eyed one who just got a calendar invite they weren't expecting and is still processing. One of them is you today.